Nobody Kid

In my house we have a nobody kid. When something bad happens or when something is really messy and nobody fesses up to it, that is when it's declared that the nobody kid did it. This morning I found some hairs and a pair of scissors sitting on the bathroom countertop and when asked who it was, everyone said it wasn't them. For once I'd like someone to confess and actually clean up their mess instead of being disgusting. (very repetive in my house; refer back to shit post)